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One day God told the three most important people on earth that the world would end in one week.
The Russian Premier called a press conference and said, "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that THERE IS A GOD. The worse news is that the world will end in one week."
The American President called a conference and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that THERE IS A GOD. The bad news is that the world will end in one week."
And finally, Bill Gates called an all-hands meeting of the Microsoft staff. He said, "I have good news and better news. The good new is that God thinks I'm one of the most important men on earth. The better news is that we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows."
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